intellectual420:

when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening

(Source: pettyboy, via unfollowlng)

doctorfeliuzumaki:

homovikings:

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

(via firedrill)

taylor-ruth:

thisishangingrockcomics:

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

(via trust)

sobeitjay:

My mom always taking things literal and making it into something religious like the other today i was listening to that Coldplay song that be like “When i ruled the world” she gone say “I like that song but the only person that’s the ruler of this world is the Almighty God” and im just like “Please stop”

(via heart)